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Apprentice Boy 

The Apprentice boy is -Much- alike the Jester Boy taking after him in almost every concept, even in leadership. He is less inclined to sacrifice his digity for laughs, and is far less witty than the Jester Boy, having trouble in arguements, and being even more easy to break down than the Goblin Boy, even so, the Goblin Boy and the Apprentice Boy are mortal enemies, and are only bound together by Cauliflower Boy and the Burnouts ring leader, Jester Boy. Despite this, Apprentice boy holds the same relations power, bringing the Burnouts more allied groups.
"Jester boy, Goblin boy.. Cauliflower Boy.. Where is Apprentice Boy?" Asked Robert.

"Oh, He's in class Finishing up work. He'll be back soon, most likely near Jester Boy."
Apprentice Boy by Nicholas Burr December 28, 2007
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a secret society similar in structure to the orange men formed in 18 something or other to commemerate the seige of derry where during the war of occupation by the royalist dutch and british immigrants had been rightly besieged by the catholics inside the walled city of derry. eventually after 13 weeks or something and "befallen to depraved and ungodly practices" see sodomy and cannabalism william of orange dispatched a full army to slaughter the catholics families. the catholics in turn ran to defend their loved ones allowing food and supplies to be delivered by the apprentice boys of the city. at that time it was illegal for catholics to have any trade other than menial labour or farmhand.
the apprentice boys are marching today in derry, i was going to bring my mother to hospital but i cant know cuz them bastards have everything blocked off.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026