appomattox is the most whack town out there - the school system is messed up, the average field trip is to the surrender grounds, most of the schools have asbestos in them and you’ve got fuckboys, girls that won’t stop sucking dick, meatheads that play football, jerks that play baseball and think their better than everybody, softball players with big egos, volleyball players with fake butts, boys in soccer think their going to win every game, girls soccer players can’t stop sucking the boys soccer teams dicks, the swim team is just weird, tennis? we don’t have a team for that, teachers that don’t care about there job or teachers that care to much and there the yeeyee’s with trucks that don’t have a lift on the back, then the black people that get arrested walking to school, the preppy rich white kids that throw their families money in your face, the “basic” white girls group, the actual smart kids, the white kids that try to act black, the future school shooters and that about sums up appomattox right there
by appomattox county high school July 29, 2019
A random ass town in the middle of nowhere, the only reason it is known is because of the war of Yankees and nigga lovers, the schools are populated with a bunch of hillbilly bucks and about half black people who just wanna make it in football
by Dirtydickscrabshack October 4, 2018
Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.
Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
The only flag that mattered in the US civil war - an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.
Johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the Appomattox Hanky.
by Necrotek June 26, 2015
One of the laziest most brokest middle schools out there. Kids vape all of the time in the bathrooms, you got the attention seeking kids that threaten to bomb the school, all the school cares about is buying cromebooks instead of fixing the air conditioner. then you got gym teacher pedophiles, the teachers that are lazy af and hate there job, the hot Cheeto girls that think they’re the baddest bitches, the teachers talk shit about the kids, all the dudes want to do is hit, the white wannabe black kids that say the n word 24/7, the wannabe gangsters, the yeeyee boys takin about how they are going to lift there future “truck” and yeah that about somes it up
by 1837383839 May 19, 2020
Hey Bill, did you apply to ARGS?
Yes Steve, I got in that fine educational establishment.
Congrats Bill!
Why, thank you Steve.
Yes Steve, I got in that fine educational establishment.
Congrats Bill!
Why, thank you Steve.
by KURPLE April 20, 2005
It’s the worst fucking place out there. From the teachers not knowing how to do there jobs to the amount of people who are incest babies. I’m going to name off types of people we have here: incest babies, pedophile teachers, teachers who date kids, kids who get pregnant by 14 years of age, yeeyee’s who squat there truck and get the 14 year olds pregnant, and the entitled band kids who are drum major and think they can do whatever they want. So if you want to visit here bring a gun because your probably going to get mugged or raped or all of the above.
by Appomattox Mayor’s Official October 6, 2021