Apple Sauced

Ridiculing a person about his or her iPod, iPhone, iPad or other Apple product.

Person 1 (to Person 3): Oh awesome, is that the new iPhone 4? I've heard if you get a case, you can upgrade it to actually make phone calls.

Person 2: Ohhhhh SNAP! Someone just got apple sauced!

by jCAc10 November 11, 2010

Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.

Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce

by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014

criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

apple sauce suprise

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it

Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again

by John buckabitch November 17, 2015

apple sauce

Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.

Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006