Apple Sauced

Ridiculing a person about his or her iPod, iPhone, iPad or other Apple product.

Person 1 (to Person 3): Oh awesome, is that the new iPhone 4? I've heard if you get a case, you can upgrade it to actually make phone calls.

Person 2: Ohhhhh SNAP! Someone just got apple sauced!

Apple Sauced by jCAc10 November 11, 2010

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Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

Apple Sauced Cunt by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

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Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.

Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce

Mexican Apple Sauce by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014