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Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter
"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"
Apple Fritter by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

apple fritter

jeff buccats feet
apple fritter by battletoad July 25, 2003

Apple Fritter

dude, that's totally apple fritter!

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)
that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?
apple fritter by ben curry September 24, 2003

Grandma's Apple Fritter 

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.
Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

kansas city apple fritter 

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.
hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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