Apocalolo 

This is Hawaiian for Marijuana.

Just got back from Hawaii and I brought back some Apocalolo for my bong.

Apocalolo by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

Apocaloptimist 

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out OK

"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.

Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."

Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."

Apocaloptimist by oblivion3 November 11, 2012

Apocalooza 

The long-awaited event promoted by the legendary Knights of the Apocalypse. Originally named Apocalypse, the Apocalooza is a more extravagant version of the original concept, which will now feature not only monumental floods, out-of-this-world fire storms, and epic plagues, but also the fantastic financial collapse of civilization and the spectacular demise of moral principles on every level of society. The date of the event hasn't been announced yet but it shouldn't be too far away now.

"Let's have giant pizza."
"What? I thought you were on a diet!"
"Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"I'll have a double shake then."

"What do you wanna be when you grow up, Billy?"
"It doesn't matter. Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"Let's vandalize the school then."

Apocalooza by spz! June 25, 2013

Apocaloptimist 

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks things will turn out okay.

Sarah: I'm telling you, in the end he's gonna cheat on you with your sister and your gonna feel betrayed and heartbroken.

Amy: I know, I think so too, but I'm sure it won't be all bad and maybe it won't turn out as bad as you think.

Sarah: Well, way to be an Apocaloptimist.

Apocaloptimist by Blockhead 8=D August 5, 2012

Apocalypolitics 

The political strategy by which politicans control the populace with the threat of an impending threat.

That speech was nothing but apocalypolitics.

Apocalypolitics by the DBG February 1, 2006

apocaloptimist 

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but thinks it will all turn out OK.

There is war, famine, economic collapse, homes being foreclosed, but all this strife makes us stronger and it will all work out in the end, but I'm an apocaloptimist

apocaloptimist by Cliff Landin November 12, 2012

apocalownage 

Ownage of apocalyptic proportions.

Person A: OMG that huge fucking meteor's gonna pwn the earth!
Person B: Ya dude gonna be total apocalownage.
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Person A: So how'd you do on that exam?
Person B: I raped it man, was epic apocalownage!

apocalownage by Planeswalker_ April 12, 2009