Leaving in secret without telling your companions.
Knowing he had another party to attend, Brett slipped quietly out the back door. His friends soon realized he'd gone Apache Chief.
by CaffeineBlog October 10, 2005
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The process of finger, banging, a girl on her period, and then wipe the blood, on her face in two hoirzontal stripes in an apache warrior style
dude i finger banged suzy rottencrotch, and she was on her period so i apache warrior her
by Richard Greere March 17, 2011
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Apache Junction is a city in Arizona, about 40 miles from Phoenix and the Central Metropolitan Area.

also known as AJ, Apache Junction is far away from the civilized cities of Arizona, it is a far drive for most people living in the metro area, which is a good thing.

Apache Junction is virtually 100% white trash shit. The population of Apache Junction is 95% white trash inbred rednecks, and 5% drunk fat indians who buy drugs from the rednecks.

It is known throughout the valley for being a METH haven. There are more meth-houses and cook-sites in this city than anywhere else in the state. The police are always arresting some redneck for making meth in his garage. Yet, the city is in the middle of nowhere and the police can't monitor all of it.

Apache Junction is also known for prostitution and nasty white trash whores. Since nobody works, all people do is fuck and sell drugs. So there are a lot of nasty, skank ass stinky hookers all over looking to make money for drugs, and their pimps are usually a big ugly hillbilly named Buck, or Buddy.

The schools have 50% dropout rates, and no colleges. There is not one normal, regular, classy person living in this city.

Apache Junction is the most nasty, filthy, dirty, drug infested, white trash, crime filled, vile, horrendous piece of shit city in the entire state of Arizona, and it should be used a testing site for nuclear weapons.

DO NOT GO TO APACHE JUNCTION if you visit Arizona.
guy 1: "damn look at that nasty white trash skank driving that 80's pickup truck with 3 babies in the front"

guy 2: "yah, she's from apache junction where everyone is a redneck with 3 babies in the front addicted to meth"
by LeeLaBadass July 6, 2011
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The new girl at work that everyone wants to do but is afraid to ask for fear of getting shot down.
Have you checked out the new girl in sales? I’d go over there but I’m worried she’s a total Apache sidewinder.
by Rick the mailman February 15, 2018
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When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.
Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!
by Barubenblue March 4, 2019
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When one places a ghost pepper on his penis for use of protection, then inserting into her anus, removing it and then she eats it.
I met this mexican girl on tinder last night, she wanted to go to dinner, so i gave her an apache blowtorch
by Ubaspawn April 8, 2017
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An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI
I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.
by Rytherix July 31, 2006
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