Anthony Ortiz

Anthony is one of the most kindest and caringest people ever and his music is amaing. Stream Speed It Up out March 5th :)

hey have you heard of Anthony Ortiz?
omg yeah his song In The Morning is amazing :)

Anthony Ortiz by monsternergygun February 27, 2021

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Anthony Ortiz

A very talented singer
He drinks with his straw upside down
He makes amazing music

Hey, have you heard of Anthony Ortiz?
Yeah, his music is awesome!

Anthony Ortiz by wdw.ortiz November 13, 2020

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Anthony Ortiz

Someone who tends to stretch the truth

"Bro I just threw Bryce Halls birthday party" - "Ah C'mon bro your pulling an Anthony Ortiz"

Anthony Ortiz by swagman123456 May 29, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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