Anonymous Coward

(from Slashdot) A name automatically given to an anonymous user who posts comments on a message board, meant to motivate users to register.

I set my threshold so that I don't have to look at all the stupid comments from Anonymous Cowards.

Anonymous Coward by Amanda April 20, 2004

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anonymous coward

just beneath dogshit

Someone who dishes abuse and judges others on blogs and webposts anonymously without any accountability for their words and actions. This anonymous coward who works in internet advertising monitors my web surfing then uses that to subjectively talk shit to me everyday through succesive and creative internet ads because they have nothing better to do at work. You fucking loser.

anonymous coward by josephp February 25, 2014

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Anonymous Coward

keyboard bandit abuse given by an unknown and un named source in internet chat rooms and such.

i deleated the anonymous coward (keyboard bandit) from my friends list.

Anonymous Coward by had yer maw July 26, 2006

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Anonymous Coward

Name for a blogger who is old enough to join the military, too old to stay at home and is spoiled rotten.

Anonymous Coward writes: Our president needs to be impeached for his terroristic act of waging war.

Anonymous Coward by Bustedjaouted September 25, 2007

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Anonymous Cowardon

A variation of the "Anonymous Coward" pseudo-login used on Slashdot. Posts attributed to Anonymous Cowardon (with the -on suffix) were created by a registered, logged-in Slashdot user who chose to post anonymously.

"This terrific post was written by an Anonymous Cowardon."

Anonymous Cowardon by Anonymous Cowardon July 11, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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