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Amazing in human form. He is the sweetest person ever and his words will melt you like a sugar cube in hot tea. He is the most unselfish person and will help you out the moment you ask for a favor. He loves the good life and wants to give a little bit of the good life to everyone. He is so optimistic and positive that he inspires you to be a happier person. He is sooooo funny and he always has a joke or witty comment on deck to make you smile. Not to mention his smile can light up your world. It is perfect! He loves his family and friends more than anything so do not mess with them! HE IS A CUDDLER!!! =) so embrace it! He is extremely masculine from his chiseled jaw line to his manly hands. His face and body are straight out of a GQ magazine and yet he is a snack monster! He can snack all day and all night, he don't care! Any lady would be lucky to catch the eye of Anibal. He will make you feel like the most beautiful angel god ever created!
Ex. 1:

Girl 1: Why are you smiling so much? Who are you texting?
Girl 2: Anibal, he just sent me a really cute song ^_^
Girl 1: Stop being gay

Ex. 2:

Girl: I miss you soooo much
Anibal: Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle
by Love MM January 17, 2013
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A boy, not like other boys, who hold doors for women and pull out chairs for their bottoms. Also known as an Ible.
"Oh look! There is Anibal picking up the papers that mean girl just tossed! What a sweet boy!"
by staticbear676 September 29, 2009
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The one guy who WILL be there for you even though he won't show it that much or ignores you. Always gives second chances to his friends and will do what he thinks is right for others even though its a bad idea. he's an ass a lot of the time when he's alone but just needs a hug every once in a while and something to punch. Loves cars
Guy 1: hey it's Anibal, he's giving her a second chance

Guy 2: he shouldn't he needs to dump that bitch there more girls in the hood

Guy 1: but he's not like that he's a dick but gives 3 chances
by Werdaweed June 19, 2014
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A person who likes to eat especially rare meat. The word is a combination of the words, animal and cannibal.
I think your steak is still mooing. You're such an anibal.
by B-1974 January 16, 2010
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The fuck boy around town who goes and breaks girls hearts. Never has had a serious relationship because he doesnt deserve one. he has weird friends and is a show off and really annoying. Girls may fall for him but they better beware. He says he loves you but its all a lie. Never trust an anibal. they'll break your heart in two.
"Anibal said she was "fucking weird" what an asshole that was my best friend Lyndsay he said that too!"
"Anibal said he loved me. I knew i should never have trusted him."
"How can Lyndsay still love Anibal? he broke her heart!"
by the.maine.hoe January 11, 2017
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Hes a loser! A huge loser! Hes so smart at being dumb! For example, heres a song called weaboo: Please notice me
I watch Asian cartoons
I'm a weeaboo

I live in my mom's house
I'm like 12
I i collect swords and throwing stars

'Cause I'm a weeaboo

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I will always be one step ahead of you
Because I read the manga
(You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even Japanese bro?)

I haven't showered in like 16 weeks
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me
'Cause all of a sudden
I think I'm Japanese

Yes, I'm a weeaboo
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
A filthy weeaboo
(Naruto's so overrated)
A dirty weeaboo
(You wanna see my katana collection?)
A fucking weeaboo
(I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone)
A disgusting weeaboo
(So I'm like basically Japanese now)

I live at my computer desk
And argue with teenagers on the internet
About atheism
And how Japan is superior to other countries
I learned a bit of Japanese
So now I'm qualified to be a part of their community
So I made my avatar a kawaii waifu

Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos)
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Ninjas are still real, okay?)
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh, k-konnichiwa)
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Yeah, domo arigato)
A filthy weeaboo

A dirty weeaboo
A fucking weeaboo
A disgusting weeaboo
Guy: whos talking to you?
Guy 2: mind your business!
Werdo: yo bro square up!
Anibal is a weird name that sounds like a mexican house wife! It is! Hes a crybaby boy with a terrible name! Bad name bro.
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by Mannanboyboyman April 05, 2019
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I haven't showered in like 16 weeks
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
A filthy weeaboo
(Naruto's so overrated)
And argue with teenagers on the internet
About atheism
And how Japan is superior to other countries
I learned a bit of Japanese
So now I'm qualified to be a part of their community
So I made my avatar a kawaii waifu
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos)
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Ninjas are still real, okay?)
Yes,
A filthy weeaboo
A dirty weeaboo
A fucking weeaboo
A disgusting weeaboo
Anibal sounds like a mexacin house wife! Because it is! All he does is watch dragon ball z kai and sleep with anime body pillows! People bother him for having a name similer to “annabale” like that dumb movie! Hes called mustacheo! People even respect him for having a mustache at middle school! But hes REALLY Fugly! Disgusting looking, emo looking, his mouth works faster then his brain. He has a IQ of 69. Lives in a dirty ass house with his fornite addictive brother, hes failing all his classes and stutters too much! He thinks he’s athletic but hes just a fat couch pataoto. Hes not fat, but really chubby! Hes hairy, got lots of pimples and has fake freinds! Thats all to the hated and bulled kid in school! Bye...
Guy1: whos even TALKING TO YOU!?
Guy2: mind your business.
Guy3: yo square up right now!
Anibal means fugly
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by Mannanboyboyman April 05, 2019
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