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The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.
I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.
by politeasfawk September 08, 2016
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A shower, usually taken by dads/fathers where he places his 'anal lips' against the shower wall and lets out these HUGE farts that shake the whole house. These are usually accompanied by the person taking a shit in the shower, aiming for the (hopefully) open toilet seat, and missing. When you go in after he's finished, it looks like a war scene. POO EVERYWHERE WOO!
Andrew's dad (in bathroom): ARHHHHH! *splat*

Leon: What the hell is that?

Andrew: That's just my dad. I think he's talking one of his angry showers.

Leon: Wait, what the fuck is an angry shower? Is he oka-

Andrew's dad: *BLARRRRRNT!*

Andrew: oh god...

Andrew's dad: KOBE! *splat*

Andrew's dad: Damn, missed again.

Andrew and Leon: O_O
by the_cajun88 February 11, 2011
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Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!
F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!

M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!
by doktah doug April 12, 2011
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