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Anatolian Corkscrew 

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
Anatolian Corkscrew by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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anatolia 

A Greek Godest.

One amoung them all.

Can be referred to as places in Greek.
"My young Anatolia"
"Anatolia my great"
anatolia by Annie_Alexas September 2, 2016

anatolia 

the MOST beautiful girl you can meet. she is baddas, cool and hotter than ur mom. she has that amazing, cute brown eyes. she is the reason youre alive, the reason of your smile and laugh. this girl really cares and worries about you, she would never say any shits about you in front of others. she calls you by nickname she gives you. once she get into your life, you never get rid of her. you can tell her anything and she will always helps you, she just understands everything you tell her. anatolia is someone who would always be here for you, someone who is in your mind 24/7. anatolia is like your guardian angel, so keep that girl in your life forever, cuz she is really special. she is like the legendary loot you can get in game.
i just met timothee chamalets girlfriend.

so you met anatolia.
anatolia by leandreshotass November 23, 2021

Anatolia 

A mountainous area that lies between Asia and Europe. It is often divided to three regions as:
Central Anatolia, Eastern Anatolia Region and Southeastern Anatolia Region.

It makes up most of the lands of Turkey, along with the Balkans.
There are mostly Turkish and Kurdish people in the area.
We are going to take a long trip to Anatolia.
I hope that will be fun for both of you!
Anatolia by poseformood January 31, 2018

anatolia college 

I'm probably going to anatolia college after I DIE
anatolia college by efaaefe January 8, 2018

Anatoliaism 

Definition: The idea of establishing a solution or new nation with a name that will bring ethnicities of a bordered geography together.

History of Ideal: Anatoliaism originated with idea of finding a solution of bringing all ethnicities within Anatolia and Partial North Mesopotamia together such as Kurds, Turks, Suryani, Laz, Rum Greek, Arab and Armenian etc. Also having the right to consider their national identity as Anatolian rather than as the current Turk national identity that is heavily based on the ethnicity however Turkish people can consider their national identity as Turk if they want, its up to the individual of what national identity they choose to posses, Anatolian or Turk.

Afghanistan for example follows Anatoliaism as they use a national name that doesn't segregate ethnicites. Their national identity has no bases of a ethnicity but a culture of a geography. The Turkmen, Hazaras, Pashtun, Balochi Hazaras from that bordered geography consider their national identity as Afghani as it has no basis on language and ethnicity as its a term that bring all those ethnicies together.
I follow the ideal of Anatoliaism and bringing all ethnicities under the banner of Anatolian. I feel more Anatolian than Turk in terms of national identity but I have nothing against with people who choose the Turkish national identity.
Anatoliaism by Rewş / Phantom March 13, 2022

Anatoliaism 

Definition: The idea of establishing a solution or new nation with a name that will bring ethnicities of a bordered geography together.

History of Ideal: Anatoliaism originated with idea of finding a solution of bringing all ethnicities within Anatolia and Partial North Mesopotamia together such as Kurds, Turks, Suryani, Laz, Rum Greek, Arab and Armenian etc. Also having the right to consider their national identity as Anatolian rather than as the current Turk national identity that is heavily based on the ethnicity however Turkish people can consider their national identity as Turk if they want, its up to the individual of what national identity they choose to posses, Anatolian or Turk.

Afghanistan for example follows Anatoliaism as they use a national name that doesn't segregate ethnicites. Their national identity has no bases of a ethnicity but a culture of a geography. The Turkmen, Hazaras, Pashtun, Balochi Hazaras from that bordered geography consider their national identity as Afghani as it has no basis on language and ethnicity as its a term that bring all those ethnicites together.
I follow the ideal of Anatoliaism and bringing all ethnicities under the banner of Anatolian. I feel more Anatolian than Turk in terms of national identity but I have nothing against with people who choose the Turkish national identity.
Anatoliaism by Rewş / Phantom March 13, 2022