Anal Kiss
A butthole kiss is a revenge device that
has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female
, a cross dresses, or just really gay
The person who came up with the idea of
the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy.
How to preform a butthole kiss
You will need:
-Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and
make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very
off shade of lipstick.
- Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel
stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special.
- Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you don't have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it.
Steps
1 Spread buttcheeks and apply lipstick to your poopy hole.
2 Press Anus firmly on paper.
3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like " your secret admirer or a special friend is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS!
4 send letter
The enemy will think that the "lipmarks"
we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.
has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female
, a cross dresses, or just really gay
The person who came up with the idea of
the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy.
How to preform a butthole kiss
You will need:
-Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and
make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very
off shade of lipstick.
- Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel
stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special.
- Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you don't have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it.
Steps
1 Spread buttcheeks and apply lipstick to your poopy hole.
2 Press Anus firmly on paper.
3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like " your secret admirer or a special friend is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS!
4 send letter
The enemy will think that the "lipmarks"
we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.
Anal Kiss by Loliverlol November 4, 2008
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