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anal bead 

That one bead, that breaks off from your set of anal beads, and stuck in your badunkadunk.
I shit out my anal bead from that thing I did with Aunt jemima. i gave her a sparkling mermaid
anal bead by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

Anal Bead 

An insult used instead of other object insults such as cocksmooch or fag.
Quit being such an anal bead.

anal bead 

a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way
C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!
anal bead by D-Nasty! May 9, 2009

Anal bead 

1.Tingz that you cram the fuck up your bumholey and yank ahht when your rubbing your sen off or, indeed jacking off.
2. An insult for someone that is acting unfavourably.
1.put dem beads in Margaret's crapper!
2.did you see lil' timmy today? He was being a right ANAL BEAD!
Anal bead by Ye olde fuck stick December 12, 2013

anal bead 

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.
her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.
anal bead by daisoanal November 17, 2020

Anal bead 

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.
That guy Chris, what an anal bead.
Anal bead by Fanmirrorcouch July 24, 2022