Anal Rocket

When youre taking a shit, you haven't pooped yet, you take some toilet paper and wrap it around your index and middle fingers, and shove them up your ass like a plug while also trying (with maximum effort) to force out the poop. The gas and poo will become so built up in your ass that when you suddenly pull your fingers out of your butt, the poo will rocket out of your ass and splash into the toilet. Upon doing this you may receive a Poseidon's Kiss , but chance of that is minimal if you aim towards the back of the toilet bowl.

"Dude, did you hear that splash from the bathroom?"
"Yeah, John must be doing an anal rocket again..."

"Hey man, why's there water all over the floor?"
"I did the biggest Anal Rocket I've ever seen!"

Anal Rocket by ShaggyIguana December 26, 2019

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Anal Rocket

An anal rocket is when u a guy who is fucking a girl takes his dick and shoves it hard in to her ass. Also is it used to make fun of someone who constantly does anal when ever they have sex

"Yo i was fuckin this chick last night and i gave her an Anal Rocket"

"That person is a fucking anal rocket"

Anal Rocket by BrandonB November 20, 2007

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anal rockateer

a big gay boy

hey love that paul o'grady but he is such a anal rockateer!

anal rockateer by maxi jazz October 18, 2011

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analpocket

its a nicer way to call someone an asshole or without getting in trouble for it

that boy is being an anal pocket

analpocket by Big Brew May 13, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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