Anal Baby

A neonate that is conceived and delivered through the anal canal.

Have you met that kid Tommy? He's a real life anal baby.

by CroatianRage October 25, 2010

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019

anal baby

The phomonen of having anal sex with a woman, cumming, and then have the seamen leak from her anus and into her vagina causing her to become pregant and have a baby.

1) You are an anal baby.
2) I thought I had a bastard son, turns out he is an anal baby.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

anal babies

after anal sex with a woman semen leaks out of the anus and down to the vagina, the woman then uses the juices as a lube and masturabtes with it thus ending with her getting pregnant

Jerry you kids are all anal babies.

by Friley July 30, 2006

anal babies

The result of anal sex.

Me and Janet were making anal babies last night.

by Rik Jameson May 24, 2006

anal babies

an anal baby is a black kid

No Steve! Don't cum in my ass, I don't want to have any anal babies

by PushingNico October 25, 2009

anal babies

babies that come from tha anus but... if u think about it u cant get pregnent from anal sex so for less chance of getting pregnrnt have anal sex and make anal babies : USE PROTECTION!!!

dude: o my gowd man i was up all last night makin anal babies
dudette: i kno man i was ther
dude: lmsao! gowd man cant wate till im a anal dad (Y)

by stillnotperfect June 23, 2006