A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.
“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”
by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017
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The act of placing a corn on a rotating drill to cleanse your anal cavity from the amount of shit that gets lodged deep into the rectum. The sexually deprived who butt finger themselves on a daily basis will benefit from anal drilling and possibly get off from the rotating sensation of the ricocheting corn cobs which they can eat afterwards.
Girl 1: What is that brown liquid running down Dong Dongs legs?
Girl 2: She's become so addicted to anal drilling, you could easily mistaken her Sphincter for a chocolate ring doughnut.
Girl 1: EWWWWWWWWW, I'm going to throw up, she needs to buy herself some butt plugs.
by pelvic floor dysfunction February 28, 2018
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Anal Hydration is when you pore water into someones anus, until a juicy froth starts coming out of the persons mouth.
In order to get the Islamic terrorists to talk the CIA decided to use anal hydration.
by Make America Fabulous Again February 25, 2019
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The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.
My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.
by Flank steaktastic September 18, 2015
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A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
by Flank steaktastic September 16, 2015
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1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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When two guys are having some anal sex in the anus.
Hey, have you heard about Craig and Fenton, they've been analing.
by Aenthyx January 17, 2017
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