Acnestis 

The weird word for a place that is unreachable with your own hands unless you rip off someone else's limb or rip a tree's arm and carve that into a hand then use that to scratch your acnestis and no, I sadly haven't been promoted to Dr.Google yet, ask someone else to make this more dirty, I don't get paid for that type of stuff.

Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK, GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HAND OR A FUCKING STICK OR ANYTHING THAT'S LONG SO I CAN SCRATCH MY ACNESTIS

Sloth Bear: WHY CAN'T THE FUCKING SCRATCH BE CLOSER AND NOT ON MY FUCKING ACNESTIS

God: Why did I have to make life and hear their whining about their scratches on their acnestis, when will they learn that I don't care, I should have kept them as stupid fish.

Acnestis by Random Word Definer August 28, 2020

Amnesiex 

An ex-girlfriend, boyfriend or lover who is simply forgetting things about you.

This is sometimes selective memory or the person could just be an idiot.

Yeah we met, we talked, then the Amnesiex had no idea of the entire month we spent on my couch watching the wire. I mean she bought the dvds!.

Amnesiex by derekgibney June 1, 2009

acnestis 

The acnestis is the part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins, which an animal cannot reach to scratch.

My dog Matt was always welcoming people at the front door, in exchange for attending to his acnestis. It’s too bad he was born without any arms or legs, otherwise he’d be scratching his own back just as easily.

acnestis by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 3, 2018

Anesthesiologist 

The doctor who made sure you didn't feel a thing during your surgery and kept you alive the whole time!

The anesthesiologist clearly did well as I woke from surgery without pain.

Anesthesiologist by ActualTruth March 1, 2018

Anesthesia

The medicine injected usually before a surgery.
It is sometimes also used before tooth removal.
Its function is to remove the pain during the procedure.

A: I'll inject you anesthesia
(After injecting the anesthesia)
B: Let's begin the operation!

Anesthesia by Shendy1 November 17, 2009

bubble gum anesthesia 

An upcoming popular drug prevalent in hip hop culture originating from Austin, TX; coined by the rap group Big Money Crew.

Financial AID$: yo nigga we fuckin hittin up da clubz again 2nite, whutchu be drankin playboi?
Orson Wellz: dat purple stuff nigga
Prestron: wit dat kidz stuff in it
Orson Wellz: yeeah, dat bubble gum anesthesia
Financial AID$: damn, u stealin from da kidz clinic again? mang, u wrong for dat

bubble gum anesthesia by bigfloaty November 25, 2005

Anesthesiologist 

A physician who specializes in the care of the surgical patient before, during, and after a surgery. Education requires four years of college, four years of medical school, and four years of anesthesiology residency. Some subspecialize with further education in critical care, pain, cardiac or pediatric anesthesiology. This education provides the medical background and foundation to handle many emergency situations including airway management, cardiac and pulmonary resuscitation, advanced life support and pain control when necessary.

The anesthesiologist can provide sedation, general anesthesia and/or regional anesthesia depending on the patient's starting medical conditions and type of surgery or procedure the patient will undergo. He/she monitors the patient's vital signs and supports vital organ functions throughout the anesthetic.

The anesthesiologist is the medical physician taking care of you during surgery while the surgeon is operating.

My anesthesiologist did an amazing job since I do not even remember going into surgery!

Anesthesiologist by SleepSafe March 2, 2018