An 'Amber Turd' is when you take a big ol' douche on your partner's side of the bed and leave it for them (or the cleaner) to discover
I hate my boyfriend so much I'm going to leave him an Amber Turd
I just got into bed and discovered a massive Amber Turd curled out on my pillow. Bitch be crazy.
I just got into bed and discovered a massive Amber Turd curled out on my pillow. Bitch be crazy.
by JuniorJW July 10, 2020
by Cyclocrossbikes June 24, 2022
This vile creature likes to shit on beds and blame it on the dog. They also have a iconic line of "my dog stepped on a bee".
by Yeetuslol456 May 23, 2022
The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.
Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.
by Prosimian June 14, 2022
by Your pseudonyms pseudonym May 30, 2022
Amber turd, also occasionally refered to as amber heard, is a gold digging, narcissistic, abusive piece of shit who likes taking shits on her partners beds and blaming it on the four pound teacup yorkies, she got married to Johnny Depp in 2015 and leeched off of his career and abused him, she then wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post claiming Depp was a wife beater, even when she was the real abuser, in 2022 Depp sued her for defamation and won but attempts to make everyone feel bad because her dog stepped on a bee.
by Yesdaddy123 June 03, 2022
Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022