God is a girl and her name is Alyson. She is kind, beautiful, and has a great sense of humour, although she may not realise it sometimes. She is also amazing at dance. She loves to spend time with friends and her laugh when she is with them is truly like music. She’s probably the best person you will ever meet, so don’t let go of her if you know one.
“I waited for Alyson at the bus stop for half an hour, but being able to talk to her for that one minute was totally worth the time!”
by TK A-Yuan June 4, 2020
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Alyson is a person who entertains and wishes for entertainment at all times. Very tech savy and all around bubbly and positive person. She is very positive about herself and her friends.
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Alyson is the name of someone who’s insecure, but actually pretty on the outside. They’re tall and slim. Typically a female who is brunette or dirty blond. Alyson loves a confident man who can protect her. She is very short tempered and irritable but is still very loving. She trusts easily but loses it easily. If you are dating an Alyson KEEP HER!!
Omg is that Alyson ???
She’s so pretty.

I wish i was her 🥹
by bryce75589 May 9, 2022
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Alyson is usually somebody who's shy and nerdy. She tends to be antisocial around most people but by herself she can be upbeat and funny. Alyson is also an awkward person, and likes to be by herself.
She seems so shy, I bet her name is Alyson.
by bitchimacow September 10, 2018
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A girl with brains, booty, loves a cold beer and a nice set of balls. She can usually out drink any man in the room. After a few you can find her in the bedroom with an un-named guy and find him missing in the morning.

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An object you can use to beat-off into. AKA Vagina

Dude I totally made that girl an Alyson last night
by sex me me up up February 26, 2008
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someone who won't shut the fuck up about jojo's bizarre adventure smh smh smh smh
alyson: HAHAHAHA ZA WARUDOO ZA WAURDO MAMDUADMADUADMAUDAMDUAJDMADUJAMDUAJDMAUDJADM
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A really, hot girl with huge boobs and a nice ass. Great with handjobs or blowjobs, even though she says she may not be good at them or say they don't know how to. Really nice and funny, and always bring themselves down by calling themselves fat or ugly even though they are thin and skinny and very hot. Fun to be around.
Alyson Herlehy is very thin and sexy, I'd like HER in my pants
by Thereallkingofx April 12, 2013
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