Alphabet Soup

A term used to describe a phenomenon in which letters do not form words. Often occurs during major exams
Noam: dude I failed bio
Ryan: did you experience alphabet soup?

Noam: no I'm stupid
by Matt Kim 69 May 15, 2014
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The best soup to ever cure the grumbly in my tumbly
*SLLLUUURRRRPPPP* yum. Now that's good soup
by Ashley Kenyeres September 26, 2003
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Alphabet Soup

When you get a report card with a mixture of Good and Bad Grades.
John: Hey, look at my report card!
George: Wow, that's some serious alphabet soup you got going there.
by CampusColt76 October 21, 2011
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Alphabet Soup

A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.
"Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man."
by Wilkmeister69 March 12, 2009
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When you cum on a girl's face and the semen forms the shape of any letter of the alphabet.
"I gave my girlfriend a load of alphabet soup last night!"
"Did she like it?"
".... I don't know. She was sleeping".
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1. (Canned Soup, with spaghetti shaped in letters). Comforting metaphoric term, the canned soup is a nostalgic reflection upon the uncertain nature of a prospective relationship/ partner;

-(who is) impredictable, unreliable, unsettled;

-emotionally unstable or overall chaotic.

Similar to "like a box-of-chocolates" - nature of life.

2. irrelevant answer to a general open question.
-you do have an oppinion on her. You said she's Alphabet Soup.

-yeah, you can't tell what she feels for you today, or maybe she wakes up tomorrow and likes you.

2. - You can for exemple ask her "how are you today?" And all he/she'll tell you, is : "Y". That is also Alphabet Soup. It doesn't make any sense talking to them.
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A sex move (usually performed drunk) in which a guy throws up in a girls vagina while eating her out
Dude, I hooked up with that girl from the party last night and I was so drunk that I gave her an Alphabet Soup
by KPizzleP January 06, 2010
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