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aloysexual 

not to be confused with allosexual (umbrella term for any form of sexual attraction), aloysexuality is the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to men who attend the roman catholic independent single-sex primary and secondary day school for boys; st aloysius college (located at 47 upper pitt st, kirribilli NSW 2061).

science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.
kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches
aloysexual by siccunt04 September 10, 2020
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Aloysius O'Hare

The man who found a way to sell air and became a zillionaire in the town of Theendville.
Aloysius O'Hare found a way to sell air and become a zillionaire.
Aloysius O'Hare by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Aloys boys 

Basically 500% better than shore fags
Shore Boys: I eat hobo bum
Aloys boys: I eat premium ass
Aloys boys by Malcumturnbull June 30, 2017

Aloysius 

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you, and have your back in any situation. He reminds girls that they deserve the best, and nothing less. Aloysius always boosts girls' self-esteem. He is the perfect boyfriend and bestfriend anyone can have. You'll fall in love with him easily... Many have.
Aloysius-"You have a gorgeous smile, so I'm glad."
Aloysius by IchLiebeDichHanya June 16, 2011
A flirtatious person who doesn’t want the world to know how much he really cares
I don’t know how you became such an Aloysha; the kindness in you has finally trickled to the surface.

Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III

A nigger dragon from the 10th reich. He and Reichsmarschal Göring played penis swords in the Wolf's Lair latrine during vitally important meetings that were crucial to war efforts.
SS Guard: Heir Göring, they need you in the planning room sir, the allies plan on invading Normandy tomorrow.

Göring: .......yeah no thanks piss off you low ranked minion. I'm high on morphine and need to play penis swords with that dear sir, Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III.