He is the nicest person you will ever meet in your life. This is the type of person you feel safe and understood with. Besides being incredibly nice he is really hot.
don't forget your glasses at Alon's he will never give them back to you :)
by Inathea November 21, 2021
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Bitch nigga that’s always depressed and plays on the local football team for clout. Also dresses in beta male clothing like HM and Fashion nova
Yo wassup alon, how’s it going?
Not much just kinda sad
by Ron Johnson March 6, 2019
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When the realization finally hits that you are completely utterly one hundred percent alone in life.

1)Only when faced with such a life altering basically life or death situation and left to make it on your own and end up by yourself homeless single with no friends family pets or literally anyone.
What made me come to my alonization was when my boyfriend left me and my parents went to a family reunion taking my kids but not inviting me and making it obvious that i was not welcome in the same day. I search thru yo
My phone to try to find someone to talk to bc im upset and literally no one answers or cares. When i wake up the next day and not a single text or call back from those who even read my texts.
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A sentence used to mock a League of Legends player which prefers to play the game instead of interacting with the outside world.
Sometimes it can be used by the League player himself, making the whole conversation all the more tragic.
James: "Eyo bro you gonna hop on OW?"
Sam: "Nah I'm on League right now"
Everyone: "LEAGUE ME ALONE"
Sam: *dies*
by Roninbar September 12, 2021
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When you can't have regular friend, because everyone are so dumb, that only gf or bf can be your friend.
So you have a gf.

Yup, she chick. I talk only to her.

You're in alonefulness. You ain't got a beer since you started to fuck her.
by Boyfuck September 27, 2022
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My man says this to me when I ask him was he real about telling me would be together in September What does it mean?
I ask my man if he was serious about us being together in September and he said am good leave me alone
by May 19, 2021
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A phrase to hypothetically say a possibility in the past to diverge a relationship during a period of time rather than converge to avoid a situation like a friend zone or partner cheating.
Rebecca: If we were alone last summer, we would not had that road trip to Yellowstone National Park and got between the sheets.
Jason: Yeah, I enjoyed your company, but don't tell to Caitlyn I like you more than her.
Rebecca: Is it because we have a lot of things in common, while she chase you for your hunky body?
Jason: Yes
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 4, 2020
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