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A cosmic entity in north African folklore, capable of moving faster than light, has every colour of the rainbow, yet appears black. It is feared across the land as it makes those who come across it prone to lame humour and low wits. It lives in nature and represents it. It also has an affinity for physics.
A: I think alouani is onto us.
B: quick, go to the front and pretend you're laughing at his shitty jokes.
alouani by 7mdan April 1, 2021
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alphanite 

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .
That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite
alphanite by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021
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alohaxitsleah

Alohaxitsleah is an amazing Roblox page! You can never hate on such an amazing girl like her!
Person:Hey did you see Alohaxitsleahs new video
Me: Yes I did and I loved it
alohaxitsleah by HIHIHI83 March 13, 2022

Alphanism 

Moving from pretending to be an Alpha to knowing and realizing you’re an Alpha.
My Alphanism allows me to lack the necessity And the desire to have people surrounding me. My alphanism allows me to be free and people follow me.

Alphanite 

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.
Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!
Alphanite by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021

alohanani 

Aloha means a lot of things. It could mean, "Hello" "Goodbye" or "Love". Nani means "Beautiful".

Alohanani means "Beautiful Love".

A person with this name is very Kindhearted, Loving, Always think of others,Helpful, and Love Hard.
Alohanani is a very hard worker and always looking out for others.
alohanani by 77love January 5, 2017
Name of a girl. Someone who's a fox in sheep's skin.
Oh my god, If that isn't Alchaniya
alchaniya by jordaddie August 18, 2021