Alice

A curved, bent, or deformed Penis.

"Dude, I can see your Alice!"

by A Alice May 19, 2015

Alice

An awesome friend that anyone should give anything to be friends with.

Wow, what a great friend. She must be an Alice.

by lilgumm July 13, 2012

Alice

The very definition of food moocher. Beware, run if you see one staring at your food for long periods of time. If she gets a hold of your food, run even faster, Chance of getting spit on by food she has devoured. She also sucks at thirteen, and Tetris.

Wow, i beat alice in tetris, i wasn't even trying. But then she took my food after. =

by LootleTootle May 30, 2014

Alice

cute, funny, smart, beautiful, amazing

A guy would die for this girl. She has a unique personality and she's loyal to her friends.
If you have a friend named Alice, you should be happy

Alice

by Megan Voucher December 12, 2013

Alice

A bitch

It's in my class I hate her.
Byeeeee

Who is this girl?
Me: Alice (mentally face palm)

by WhatSaf April 8, 2018

Alice

An awesome brunette. Always comforts you when you're down, keeps a secret, understands the importance of sisters before misters, loads of fun to be around, is your best friend and sister. Nicknamed Ali.

Who doesn't love Alice?

by Disvan November 24, 2010

Alice

A crazy, lying skank who fucks anything she sees and treats her friends like shit. Don't trust anything that comes out of her mouth and definitely never put anything in it.

- So Danielle told me she was going to a movie last night, but it turns out she lied and was fucking that homeless guy who lives on 5th Avenue instead.

- Man, she's such an Alice sometimes.

by Atrocitus November 15, 2014