alfie

crudding legend

Mia: Ugh I hate Alfie.
Alfie: Suck your mum you fat slag.
Weirdos: OOOOOOOOHHHH

by DejiIsHot October 26, 2020

Alfie

A fucking pussy with blond hair

Alfie is a cunt

by Declan antony ogara January 5, 2022

Alfie

a massive dildo

i like alfies

by kaitlyn xxxx March 20, 2023

Alfie

Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33

Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.

Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.

by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021

Alfie

Alfie is a small, chubby boys name who (even if white) get to say the n-word

Alfie can say the n-word as he is FAT

by Alfjejfdjdjjfjdjed July 24, 2020

alfie

someone i loved who didn’t even like me at all but still talked to me everyday

person: don’t be such an alfie

by Kacy bird July 8, 2022

Alfie

Usually a popular boy, or at least somebody who has a lot of fans. A boy boy, likes some sort of sport and is funny and kind

Girl1 :‘Hey look! There’s Alfie!’

Girl 2 : ‘Wow! He’s so cool!’

A friend of Alfie: ‘Hey wanna play football later?’

Alfie: ‘sure!’

by Lololol2010 July 23, 2021