Sets fire to things, is gay and short. Can't seem to act normally around women, probably because he is gay and hates women. Ole Aleksander often chokes and pulls girls hair when his small penis grows to 3 cm when he has a boner.
Ey, that guy gay. Has a small penis to, only 3 cm.
Yeah, seems like a total Ole Aleksander
by Mekleren May 9, 2019
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Haakon Aleksander is a typical name for hot boys. Only the moste cool and hansome boys are named Haakon Aleksander
Omg! Do you See that hot boy? He mist be named Haakon Aleksander!
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A name for a boy. Very shy, but once you get to know him, he is very friendly. He mostly likes to be independent and goes ahead of the class.
by Justalec August 23, 2017
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A man whose greatness of mind is beyond the reach of the rest of us mortals. People with the name Aleksander usually know so much that everyone else should be ashamed when they say they know something, even if they say "I know my name". As a unit of intelligence, in 1968, they decided to use the special mark "Aleksander", meaning infinity, for the sole purpose of making the intelligence of Aleksanders measurable.
Wow, it's Aleksander, unlike him I don't know the difference between cosmological and gravitational singularity, I'm so pathetic....
by Anonymous20230918 September 18, 2023
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153cm Height, Asian prodigy from all of the different cultures of Asia. Served in 1. WW, 2. WW and the Vietnam war. Loves ukraine and f1 moped sound.
"Ahh he knows the old Asian ways, he must be an Aleksander!"
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