Alcohug

That warm cozy embrace, that only alcohol can provide in times of great sadness.

Person A - "F*** my team lost AGAIN!"
Person B - "Do you need an Alcohug?"

by OpenButt February 7, 2019

alcohog

A person who drinks more than their fair share of alcohol.

I bought a pitcher of ale the other night and drank one pint. dave drank the rest of the pitcher all by him self. What an alcohog!

by Beau M. December 22, 2005

Alcohurl

verb or noun

The delightful mix of alcohol and stomach acid that results from binge drinking. Noted for its extremely foul odor and tenacity at keeping carpets nasty for long periods of time.

OR the act of regurgitating this substance onto a carpet, bed, closet, girlfriend, etc.

"My roommate came back at 4:30 and alcohurled all over his bed and the floor."

--"Can you get it out?"

"No way man, this is alcohurl we're talking about."

by Kinzer February 17, 2004

alcohulk

Person who has consumed large amounts of beer/alcohol, followed by super strength, change in appearence, attitude ajustments, and assholism.

Can be found at frat partys, dive bars, concerts, and occationaly crashing small intimate gatherings where he is not welcome.

"I'm getting drunk, you don't want to see me when I'm drunk"

"holy shit, is that dude turning green?"

"here we see the alcohulk in his most natural state...."

Nick Noltey

by Owen Martlew/Neil McGregor December 13, 2005

alcohog

The greedy asshole who hides his or her booze and never shares becuase they "might not have enough".

You did you see Eva(random name) last night? She was a total Alcohog. Yeah, what a bitch.

by jstore41 January 18, 2008

alcohgraph

A drunken text message.

You sent THREE alcohgraphs to your clients last night telling them how much they sucked!

by Lil' Homey September 1, 2013

Alcohubby

Your alcoholic beverage of choice that is basically your significant other at this point.

Chillin with my alcohubby tonight watching the bachelor in paradise.

by Kblue111 August 14, 2019