ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

ancient albanian sign language by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Albanian Shit

A person of Albanian blood who has a Greek name and surname, who behaves and acts like a Greek. One can notice the massive Albanian forehead.

Ela Re Dimitris G you Albanian Shit, Keratas why are you pretending to be Greek...................Go back to Albania and sit at Bujani for coffee.

Albanian Shit by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022

Albanian Shower 

Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day

Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.

Albanian Shower by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020

Albanian Steering Wheel 

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?

Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.

Albanian Steering Wheel by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010

Albanian Standoff 

An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.

Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!

Albanian Standoff by The man with no shame November 26, 2015

Albanian Snot Rocket

Blowing snot onto a guys penis, so that it can used as lube for hand jobs.

Nikki gave David the best hand job because she used her new Albanian Snot Rocket trick!

Albanian Snot Rocket by taytay_pegasus June 29, 2014

albanian steam soup 

When 2 participants lock themselves in a sauna, and attempt to floss one another with hand towels until becoming overwhelmed by steam and sweat. Then proceed to wrestle with their eyes closed.

After an intense workout, usually we hit the sauna for some “Albanian steam soup”.

albanian steam soup by McGrizzles May 26, 2019