An excessively awesome and majestic man who melts all the ladies with his luscious eyes and makes the men weep for what they cannot have, since he is so sexy that they all turn gay.
I saw Albas today and realized how small my penis really is.
by Guesswho? July 30, 2004
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The art of putting your scrotum in a girl's vagina and performing internal teabagging.
Yo dude, that girl is so hot I gave her THE ALBA last night.
by AmazingHorse October 12, 2011
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ah. you know alba?
yah. she’s cryptic asf man
by Mileshasgoodmanners May 13, 2018
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An ASIAN of any type. Also an ASIAN's name
1.I saw a lot of albas today at math team

2. Hello Alba
by disgwace February 26, 2008
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No booty girl with short hair who sounds like a man ,who always gets sick and wears badass tutus during football season
Alba it's been a long ass day hasn't it .
by Reallyoso May 12, 2016
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an anatomical feature found in virtually every molecule, cell, tissue, organ, and organ system in the human body.
(In cadaver lab with a probe pointing to a structural feature of the heart)
Instructor: "What is this structure?"
Ben: "Linea alba!"
Instructor: "Very good"
(Instructor points to a structure in the brain)
Instructor: "What is this structure?"
Ben: "Linea... alba?"
Instructor: "Excellent! You are officially the BLG. Can you teach a class??"
by KhafeKhoon November 21, 2010
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