alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.

by TrashVan March 20, 2018

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Alan P

The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure

Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable

by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021

alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people

ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan

by Your a Nigga February 18, 2021

pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!

omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.

by am4life14 November 17, 2007