When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
v. In a foreigncountry, a young woman worrying that she would become captured and disappear, as happened to a girl who recently traveled to Aruba and is still missing.
Letus come with you. We don't want to get arubatized.
That stupid fucking word from the Taylor Swift song "Wood" used to censor "dickmatized" that my autism also chose to keep stimming for weeks with the way she says Ah!
OH NO GUYS I'M GETTING AHMATIZED HELP ME! RUN AWAY IT'S THE AHMATIZER!!!
y'all are not ready for this conversation but wood is the best taylor swift song ever #ahmatized #magicwand #ahmatizedswifties #redwoodtree #thatfeelingwhenyougetahmatized #theahmatizer #taylorsahmatizing #ahmatizingphenomenon #iloveahmatizing #hislovewasthekey #getahmatizedforfree #openedmyeyes #mewhenimahmatized #ahmatizedme #itainthardtosee #jointheahmatized #ilovewood #ahmatized
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).