When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
v. In a foreigncountry, a young woman worrying that she would become captured and disappear, as happened to a girl who recently traveled to Aruba and is still missing.
Let us come with you. We don't want to get arubatized.
That stupid fucking word from the Taylor Swift song "Wood" used to censor "dickmatized" that my autism also chose to keep stimming for weeks with the way she says Ah!
OH NO GUYS I'M GETTING AHMATIZED HELP ME! RUN AWAY IT'S THE AHMATIZER!!!
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Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"