Airpods Pro 

Airpods pro are for those who are better than the best.

God-like kid: "I have Airpods pro bro"
Broke regular Airpods user: "Please let me worship you"
God-like kid: "*sniffs* smells like BROKE IN HERE!"

Broke regular Airpods user: *dies*

Airpods Pro by Huge Joker fan October 30, 2019

Airpods Pro 

Two pieces of shit that avoid you from looking broke.

Broke Airpods user: Hey see I got airpods.

Airpods Pro user: Sorry I got active noise cancellation. What did you say?

Airpods Pro by AIRPODS PRO USER November 4, 2019

AirPods Pro 

Regular AirPods but with a different design and $89 more expensive

AirPods User: "Smells like broke in here."
AirPods 2 User: "All I smell is you."
AirPods Pro User: *scoffs* "Pathetic."

AirPods Pro by WinterSkiis December 25, 2019

airpods pro 3 

the latest AirPods Pro released alongside the iPhone 17 family. Now have a heart rate sensor meaning the new Apple Watch series 11 is sort of redundant if u only use them for heart rate. We wanted a screen on the case but of course Apple are gatekeeping again

The airpods pro 3 are here.

airpods pro 3 by smoking & vaping is for losers September 11, 2025

AirPods Pro 3 

The newest in the AirPods Pro lineup. They have four times as much ANC as the original AirPods Pro, a heart rate sensor and longer battery life.

On the 19th of September, I left my last period early and headed directly to the nearest electronics store to pick up the AirPods Pro 3. I spent my time testing out their latest features all the way home. (True Story)

AirPods Pro 3 by smoking & vaping is for losers September 19, 2025

mega mega mega ultra super pro max airpods 

A hidden way to call someone's pair of airpods ripoffs.

But in a sarcastic way so that other people know too.

OH MY GOD HE HAS MEGA MEGA MEGA ULTRA SUPER PRO MAX AIRPODS !!! 🤯🤯🔥

mega mega mega ultra super pro max airpods by realTaylorSwift13 October 16, 2023