Airpods Pro 

Airpods pro are for those who are better than the best.

God-like kid: "I have Airpods pro bro"
Broke regular Airpods user: "Please let me worship you"
God-like kid: "*sniffs* smells like BROKE IN HERE!"

Broke regular Airpods user: *dies*

Airpods Pro by Huge Joker fan October 30, 2019

Airpods Pro 

Two pieces of shit that avoid you from looking broke.

Broke Airpods user: Hey see I got airpods.

Airpods Pro user: Sorry I got active noise cancellation. What did you say?

Airpods Pro by AIRPODS PRO USER November 4, 2019

AirPods Pro 

Regular AirPods but with a different design and $89 more expensive

AirPods User: "Smells like broke in here."
AirPods 2 User: "All I smell is you."
AirPods Pro User: *scoffs* "Pathetic."

AirPods Pro by WinterSkiis December 25, 2019

airpods pro 3 

the latest AirPods Pro released alongside the iPhone 17 family. Now have a heart rate sensor meaning the new Apple Watch series 11 is sort of redundant if u only use them for heart rate. We wanted a screen on the case but of course Apple are gatekeeping again

The airpods pro 3 are here.

airpods pro 3 by smoking & vaping is for losers September 11, 2025

AirPods Pro 3 

The newest in the AirPods Pro lineup. They have four times as much ANC as the original AirPods Pro, a heart rate sensor and longer battery life.

On the 19th of September, I left my last period early and headed directly to the nearest electronics store to pick up the AirPods Pro 3. I spent my time testing out their latest features all the way home. (True Story)

AirPods Pro 3 by smoking & vaping is for losers September 19, 2025

mega mega mega ultra super pro max airpods 

A hidden way to call someone's pair of airpods ripoffs.

But in a sarcastic way so that other people know too.

OH MY GOD HE HAS MEGA MEGA MEGA ULTRA SUPER PRO MAX AIRPODS !!! 🤯🤯🔥

mega mega mega ultra super pro max airpods by realTaylorSwift13 October 16, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019