Air Academy High School (AAHS) is located on the Air Force base in Colorado Springs. A public school full of spoiled brats, hopeless stoners, and few between. Famous for bird-shit-white walls, suspensions given for going on Myspace via school computers, being one of the poorest schools in state yet ranking in the 90th percentile in testing scores, and being synonymous with purgatory. Staff compares the campus to a minimum security prison, based on the fact that you must present ID to heavily armed MPs simply to get to school everyday, not to mention there are 2 cameras for every one hallway. There has not been a senior prank since 2007. 1 in 3 lockers in the original building are broken. The only successful "sports teams" are band and cheerleading. On a foggy morning it looks like fucking Silent Hill. The only place filthier than the bathrooms is the cafeteria. The only place filthier than the cafeteria is the rest of the school. The mascot is a fictional bird called a "Kadet" (pronounced: fucking retarded), a miserable spin-off of the Cadets that attend the College on the same base.
Guy1: Where'd you go to high school?
Guy2: Air Academy man! Built in the '50's, it established the Academy District 20 in Colorado Springs!
Guy1: Sounds shitty.
Guy2: Air Academy man! Built in the '50's, it established the Academy District 20 in Colorado Springs!
Guy1: Sounds shitty.
by crackfuzz June 28, 2011
Air Academy (TM) a Registered Trademark of Air Academy International, a Virtual Educational Institution for Entrepreneurs and Small Business Owners
by SMB Owner June 24, 2022
A private, college preparatory boarding schools for men and women in grades 6-12. Located in Melbourne, Florida it is in close proximity to the Atlantic Ocean.
by AlumnusofFAA July 14, 2009
Friend: Dude, are you checking out the Bel Air show tonight?
Me: Nope, sorry I live in the UK *cries*
Me: Nope, sorry I live in the UK *cries*
by TommyHaych March 23, 2005
Air Academy High School (AAHS) is located on the Air Force base in Colorado Springs. The #4 rated best public school in colorado springs full of inconsiderate rich pricks, all predominately white. The students drive G-Wagins, Mercedes, Jeeps, and Mustangs when teachers drive KIAs. This school has too much school spirt. Staff compares the campus to a minimum security prison, based on the fact that you must present ID to heavily armed MPs simply to get to school everyday, not to mention there are 2 cameras for every one hallway. 49% of people walk in late with dutch, 49% are nicotine addicts, making the other 2% black people, who insist on making large swarms & having "hoorahs" in the hallway, constantly shouting things such as "Aye" "Nigguh" & "Young Money" while holding up the famous gang sign. The only successful "sports teams" are band and boys soccer. On a foggy morning it looks like fucking Silent Hill. The mascot is a fictional bird called a "Kadet" (pronounced: fucking retarded), a miserable spin-off of the Cadets that attend the College on the same base. Overall this school is shit, but the best kinda of shit. Your classmates can become your siblings. This school is something.
Alex: “Hey Zach wanna go to park and ride tonight?”
Zach: “Nah, id rather not be a snotty Air Academy High School kid.”
Zach: “Nah, id rather not be a snotty Air Academy High School kid.”
by Lukeinsquid May 2, 2019
One of America's premier institutions charged with educating, training and inspiring leaders of character. Alongside the Army, Navy, Marines, and Coastguard service academies, the Air Force Academy is the Air Force's rivaling school for producing commissioned lieutenants for service to the nation. Among the top colleges in the country, very difficult to enter, and highly challenging to complete, yet reputable and prestigious to graduate from. Based on foundations of Integrity, Service, and Excellence with school pillars concentrating in Military, Academics, and Athletics. Around 50% of each class elects to be pilots while the other half sign up for various jobs that the Air Force offers.
Grads love it, students can't wait to get the hell out.
Grads love it, students can't wait to get the hell out.
Bob just graduated out of the Air Force Academy. Now he's making dough, flying planes, and getting some serious girth on his resume.
by Streamlined August 18, 2011
Bob: "Where will the United States obtain its next generation of war fighters?"
Tom: "No need to recruit now, Bob. The Air Force Academy will take care of our nation's needs for at least another 20 years."
Tom: "No need to recruit now, Bob. The Air Force Academy will take care of our nation's needs for at least another 20 years."
by W.S. October 13, 2003