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When a man goes to kiss his date for the first time and his nose starts bleeding and blood gets all over his date's shirt. To apologize, the man then sucks all of her toes at the same time, except for her fourth one which gets special treatment.
Tina: Hey, John gave me an ahgren last night.
Robin: Wow that sucks! At least your feet are moisturized
ahgren by Superstar35 November 25, 2020
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Ludwig Ahgren 

A variety streamer known for playing Pokemon, being Slime's friend, and throwing for content. He has participated as a player and commentator in the Super Smash Bros. Melee community. A running joke with his audience is that he is very short, but he actually stands at a healthy 5'3".
Chat: What's your opinion on Ludwig Ahgren?
Carson: Ludwig? Who's that guy?
Chat: He streams himself playing Pokemon in front of thousands of people.
Carson: Isn't he, like, super short?
Ludwig Ahgren by Nocturnal_Emissions December 16, 2019
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Ludwig Ahgren 

Famous detective, singer, and dancer. Despite all of that he still can't reach the top shelf.
Person: Hey Lud, do you mind grabbing me the-
Ludwig Ahgren: We've been through this!
Person: Oh sorry Lud
Ludwig Ahgren by thinknoodlz August 3, 2021

Ludwig Ahgren 

A twitch streamer (commonly referred to as just Ludwig or Lugwig) who is known for playing Super Smash Bros. Melee, being Slime’s friend, and playing Pokémon. He is called short by his audience despite being tall.
Person 1: Have you heard of Ludwig Ahgren?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: The short streamer who plays Pokémon.
Person 2: Oh yeah I’ve heard of him.
Ludwig Ahgren by RandoBando43 December 8, 2019

Ludwig Ahgren 

Ludwig Ahgren (better known as Ludwig) is an okay gaming streamer on YouTube. He is widely known for his famous subathon stream on Twitch that lasted a whole month.
"Did you here about the Ludwig Ahgren guy"
"Yeah, isn't he the dude that did that long ass Twitch stream?"
"Yeah!!"
Ludwig Ahgren by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022
Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all
wow, that guy is such and Ahrens!
Ahrens by maceface41 May 11, 2012
An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
“I saw Ahren at the store today”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”

“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”
Ahren by A;) July 18, 2019
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