Agui 

Noun.
1. One who is never on time, never arrives promptly, and fails completely to give any sort of notice if he will not be arriving at all.
2. One whose very existence cannot be separated from that of his incessant tardiness and general flakiness.

Person 1: "Fuck, we've been waiting three hours for this guy to arrive. This guy's tardiness is tantamount to that of an Agui."
Person 2: "Seriously. If he keeps this up we should probably stop inviting him anywhere. You know, like we did with Agui."

Agui by principally sans principle August 20, 2013

Agui 

A sweet hearted guy that loves and will treat his lover right!

"I love agui he treats me like a queen!"

Agui by Dicksucker420 February 10, 2017

Agui 

Usually Someone who is Packin 12+ inches. Ladies Love When “Agui” sings too.

Agui is Daddy.

Agui by 1320mosey June 6, 2021

agui mustache

A mustache on the upper lip of a teen who hasn't hit puberty yet and resembles pubic hair on the upper lip

Yo did you see Chris today he had an Agui Mustache

agui mustache by 1sexysonofabitch May 17, 2014

Christina Aguilera 

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Queen of Music, Ms. Christina Aguilera!

1) A charismatic and humble singer that has sold over 100 million albums worldwide and won 6 Grammy Awards.

2) The Unbreakable Flower songwriter who can sing lots of genres: Rock, Pop, Old Blues, Country, Soul, Jazz, Opera, Disco, Reggae, Reggaeton, Latin, Salsa, Hip-Hop, and R&B. Christina Aguilera is as diverse as they come. Being compared to music legends from Whitney Houston to Madonna to Janet Jackson, she has proven her versatility and range as both an artist and performer.

3) She is just a few of the many artists of today that truly know the art of music. Always one step ahead of other pop stars musically, prolifically, style wise, and talent wise.

Norma: If Madonna is the Queen of Pop, then who is the Queen of Music?

Marilyn: Why it’s, Christina Aguilera. She can sing anything, any genre, any style. She has the icon pop quality of Elvis, Michael Jackson and Prince. What a gift!

Christina Aguilera by ZiZi260 November 19, 2021

Irving Aguilera

The Best Mystery Hunter ever. He's handsome, experienced, and very swifty.

Irving Aguilera had to drink red wine in the forest again.

Irving Aguilera by Knitty May 9, 2023

Aguilera 

The Spanish version of the word "Phoenix". A Surname that comes from a Christian Era very high up on the Mountains. The Sun Eagle. The Sun Fortress. The Sun Castle.

The Aguileras must live in high altitudes!

Aguilera by Knitty May 9, 2023