Agnostic Satanist 

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

Agnostic Satanist by Viqzen May 2, 2019

Agnostic-Satanist 

Someone who is agnostic but hates Christianity and lives by the philosophies of Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible (hedonism).

I believe that I am the first Agnostic-Satanist.

Agnostic-Satanist by Epigone July 2, 2003

Agnostic-Satanist 

A Agnostic-Satanist is a person that is Agnostic(not really caring enough to go into religion or not really knowing what to believe) and a Satanist( someone who worships or praises/likes Satan/the devil/any forms of the devil more then god/jesus/any form of a god and follows and goes against the 11 Satanic rules of the earth, 9 satanic sins, and 9 satanic statements) at the same time, however they only somewhat believe in any form of god, the devil, Angels, demons, etc, but cannot prove their existence and show hard solid proof that they exist/existed, and doesn't care enough to find a way to prove it, doesn't feel the need to prove it, doesn't have the time to prove it, etc.

I am a Agnostic-Satanist, I support people who are Agnostic-Satanists, I support Agnostic-Satanism.

Agnostic-Satanist by K4!10V3SC10WN5 September 7, 2022

Agnostic-Satanist 

In other words, a complete moron.

The other definition speaks for itself.

Agnostic-Satanist by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004

Agnostic-Satanist 

Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.

I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.

Agnostic-Satanist by iamanas August 14, 2012

South Park Agnostic 

One who doesn't actually understand the nuances in either side of any issue, so they take a position halfway between them while deriding both as extremists. They hope to appear moderate and reasonable without having to actually research the matter and form an opinion that doesn't boil down to trendy contrarianism and false equivalence.

They do absolutely nothing to improve the human condition. They're out to elevate themselves above all parties in any given argument by shitting on all of them, without doing anything to conclusively resolve the matter. They're worse than useless, they're actively obstructing progress.

Those South Park Agnostics should read an actual book or two than sit on their asses watching TV.

South Park Agnostic by Destroyer of Ignorance February 3, 2010

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch

Someone who has never made a decision in their life.

Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!

bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020