After Birth 

(noun): Shortly after taking a massive crap, you have the sudden urgency to go again. The second time around it is called after birth.

After walking down the hall after my time on the throne was complete, I sprinted back the way I came knowing the after birth was on its way.

After Birth by Fishstick1331 October 13, 2011

After Birth 

The coolest website / music composition website ever. www.after-birth.com - The music induces an OC high. (See Oxycontin)

Dude I just totally after-birthed and stayed up till 4 AM. Sweet-

Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.

After Birth by Soniti October 12, 2004

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck 

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

after-birth on toast 

Domino's Pizza. Pure crap.

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza

after-birth on toast by Korruption September 30, 2006

after birth abortion

a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.

ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.

after birth abortion by George Coyne April 20, 2004

after-birthers

citizens who have totally had enough of "birthers" and are ready to end that shit now

Join the "after-birthers movement" now, you know who we are after.

after-birthers by donym August 4, 2009

after-birther 

A birther who, even after the release of Pres. Obama's "long form" birth certificate still doesn't believe he was born in the united states.

That wing-nut is an after-birther. He has seen Obama's long form certificate but still doesn't believe it.

after-birther by m00ndog May 20, 2011