Delivers mail to your doorstep
A strange Indian lady that asks you for your address to give you samosas on your door. Is a creep to Abbas Rizvi.
A strange Indian lady that asks you for your address to give you samosas on your door. Is a creep to Abbas Rizvi.
Me: you know that address lady that always asks for my address?
Guy: I think she just wants to deliver samosas to your door dude
Guy: I think she just wants to deliver samosas to your door dude
by The Definithethecsdffd May 11, 2018
When your spouse claims to not be having an affair. However, a wedding invitation is delivered to your home addressed to your spouse and some other random person's name on it. Not my name, but my address! What the hell?
My spouse is an Address Adultress as a wedding invitation was delivered to our home. My spouse's name was on it and some random person's name too. Not my name Buddy?
by suzgirl April 11, 2019
Your alternative web based email address to which your friends send jpgs, mp3s,pdfs, wmvs, wavs and other deemed inappropriate materials that would otherwise be blocked by your employer's email filters.
Unemployed friend: Did you get that hilarious video clip that I sent you?
Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.
Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.
by David Irwin July 27, 2006
by likeomgsara March 20, 2009
Internet Protocol Address.
The list of numbers assigned to every person connected to the internet by the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority.
The list of numbers assigned to every person connected to the internet by the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority.
by larstait October 14, 2003
The hardware address of a device connected to a shared
network medium. Also called a Media Access Control.
network medium. Also called a Media Access Control.
When i was trying to connect to the network, the network kicked me out because i didnt give it my mac address
by Ozzman86 November 7, 2005
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Abraham Lincoln read this in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.
The Gettysburg Address was an important speech.
The Gettysburg Address was an important speech.
by I have the flu January 24, 2018