Adam is the kind of kid who was free-ranged in elementary school but was constantly hunted down by wranglers after stripping through the hallways. Adam is often seen standing at the urinal with pants to his ankles and or making a mural on the walls from his own fecal matter. He is referred to as the Cum Gobbler as many have observed whenever he eats, he says "Cum... Cum... Cum... YUM... YUM... YUM". Overall, Adam is a menace to society who is unfit to continue living.
Yo, Adam is a fucking idiot
by AidanMaybe? December 6, 2021
a retarded person who lives in sweaden (the land of the retards) and who has a serious eating disorder which will never be cured because he is so fat
by ur mm December 10, 2018
He may not be the smartest but when it comes to sports he can’t be stopped, he’s nice funny athletic and extremely good looking, once you have one you’ll never want to let him go. No matter what he’ll be there for you, and support you unconditionally. He has that kind of look that gives you butterflies and when you lock eyes everything else fades away, and his smiles makes you smile and he’s a great kisser☺️
by Karen88 February 18, 2019
This person is a responsible, honest, and over all nice person. But is quiet around others. They are normally a tall and somewhat thin looking person. But at the same time, they aren’t..? They has some of the most dearest of friends that you can never take away from them. And they’ll be dear to you, if your dear to them. They don’t really like socializing. You’ll be lucky enough if he tries to start a convocation with you. And don’t try to avoid it. They are probably a very shy person. Doing that will hurt his feelings and make him even more shy than he was.
by helloaudrey❤️ December 17, 2017
Adam is one of a kind. He gets mad over the smallest things and probably won't forgive you for a long time but eventually he will forgive you. When he does like someone, he can't ever take his eyes off her or him. He's going to be addicted to them like they're his fav drink but he's going to act like he never cares about them since he doesn't want anyone to know.
Your lucky if you have an Adam in you life, they're perfect, almost every part of them is.
Your lucky if you have an Adam in you life, they're perfect, almost every part of them is.
Adam: why did you steal MY project idea?
person: I just thought of it-
Adam: *gets angry about it for like a week bcs of it*
person: I just thought of it-
Adam: *gets angry about it for like a week bcs of it*
by justspeakingfax December 26, 2022
He's a nerd, best person you ever see, he's beating everyone at school, he likes to play football and basket, he likes a girl called leen.
by Meaning of the names November 25, 2021
That kid is so "Adam"
by Damaxzombie September 17, 2017