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Absolute Perfection 

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
Haha see I tollddd you, you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
Absolute Perfection by Snifg November 9, 2020
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Absolute Perfection 

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
Absolute Perfection by Snifg November 9, 2020

Absolute perfection 

Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.

Absolute perfection 

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her
Absolute perfection by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Absolute Perfection 

You see that girl Léa? She’s absolute perfection <3
Absolute Perfection by milf_central September 12, 2022

absoluuteperfection 

The awesome relationship between a hot emo girl and amazingly sexxxy man ;D They will last forever <33
Tashy and Jeff's relationship is absoluuteperfection
<3
absoluuteperfection by LorserBaby January 22, 2009

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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