Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.

Haha see I tollddd you, you were the definition of absolute perfection !!

Absolute Perfection by Snifg November 9, 2020

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Absolute Perfection

See I tollddd you you were the definition of absolute perfection !!

Absolute Perfection by Snifg November 9, 2020

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Absolute perfection

Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.

Gitty Wuensch is absolute perfection

Absolute perfection by lllllllllly July 7, 2020

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Absolute perfection

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her

Isas absolute perfection

Absolute perfection by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

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Absolute Perfection

Some bitch named Léa

You see that girl Léa? She’s absolute perfection <3

Absolute Perfection by milf_central September 12, 2022

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The awesome relationship between a hot emo girl and amazingly sexxxy man ;D They will last forever <33

Tashy and Jeff's relationship is absoluuteperfection
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absoluuteperfection by LorserBaby January 22, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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