Absolute Unit 

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

Absolute Unit by BigWhomas September 29, 2018

Absolute Unit 

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*

Absolute Unit by Yobbbh August 23, 2018

Absolute Unit 

Someone THICC and BIGG.

“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”

Absolute Unit by Panda Halo June 15, 2018

absolute unit 

Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

absolute unit by Jak_22 January 4, 2018

absolute unit 

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”

absolute unit by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018

Absolute Unit 

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi

Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

Absolute Unit by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020

Absolute Unit 

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

Absolute Unit by meatbunmarryme April 17, 2021