absed is a state of drunkenness that involves weirdly staring at your phone and holding it like a crab
Oh look, he's gotten himself absed.
by The Danny O June 11, 2020
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An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.
"Is your project done?" "Absatively."
by eostre October 25, 2005
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smae as absolutely when used in conjunction with posatively
absatively posalutely vs absalutely posatively
by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008
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Abse: A ship name for the perfect couple including two people named Abbey and Jesse. They make the cutest couple. They love each other so much and will never let each other go. When they are together they are known as ‘Abse.’ If your girlfriend or boyfriend’s name is Abbey or Jesse make sure you care for them and keep them forever!
Person 1: Are they dating?
Person 2: Yeah, their ship name is 'Abse.'
by couplegoals0101 March 17, 2018
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