American Born Confused Desi. ABCDs are Americans of Indian ancestry who generally travel in packs. They can be seen in the pre-med classes of college campuses across the country. They're generally from the suburbs, listen to rap music, and get drunk every weekend while their parents think that they are little angels who don't know a thing about sex or drugs. Although ABCDs never hang out with non-Indians, they usually abhor their ancestral culture and refuse to watch Indian movies, listen to Indian music, speak in Indian languages, or eat Indian food. ABCD guys are the Indian equivalent of wiggers while the girls are stuck-up spoiled brats who don't know how to drive. Despite usually being cheap, ABCDs are willing to spend lots of money on cover charges and alcohol.
Sumeet from Sagedale is the ultimate ABCD; he's pre-med, drinks obnoxious amounts of alcohol, is always late, and only associates with other ABCDs.
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Asian Babe/Caucasian Dork. The oft seen pairing of a typically short and passive asian woman with an unusually lanky, unattractive, dorky white male.
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ABCD's are common in the Bay Area.
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The oft seen pairing of a (short) asian hottie with an unusually tall, unattractive and dorky white male.
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A sexuality that encompasses (A)nyone (B)ut (C)isgender (D)udes. Perfect for women or non binary folk who are almost always attracted to people of their gender or non binary folks.
I'm a kinsey 5.5...or it's more like I'm ABCD.
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American-Born Confused Desi.

An originally derogatory term, now sometimes embraced in much the same way other racial epithets have been. However, ABCD is generally used by NRIs to describe desis that have "abandoned" their heritage and assimilated into American culture, and are therefore "confused".
'American Desi' is a film which describes the difficulties of an ABCD who encounters NRIs when he goes away to college.
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The act of of washing your Ass, Balls, Chode and Dick, but not necessarily in that order
I better wash my ABCDs' before I see my special lady tonight!
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