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Positive: They're gonna have fireworks AND barbeque, AYFKM?

Negative: You started today and you're telling me what to do? AYFKM?
by markusgc March 04, 2010
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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It is a acronym for are you fucking kidding me hence "A"(are)"Y"(you)"F"(fucking)"K"(kidding)"M"(me)
I walked out to see my car was stolen #AYFKM
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Are you f*cking kidding me?
After my girlfriend said we were no longer hitting it, I said "AYFKM?". She said "yes" and introduced me to her new man. Damn!
by JDawg0821 October 03, 2007
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are you fucking kidding me? One my favorite phrases!
Hey I saw Tom Dalay on tv today! reply AYFKM I thought that fuck was in jail.
by h2o dude May 08, 2009
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It's a text acronym for "Are you fucking kidding me?" as in, can you believe he/she just did that/said that, etc. A longer version of WTF.
I just caught him cheating again!!!
by lizzibee2 April 10, 2014
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