Ass Day

A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.

Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily

by czaravm January 1, 2012

ASS DAY

A national day for your Lover

Smack there ass, fuck there ass, because it’s national ASS DAY

“Today was ASS DAY, so I took my girlfriend”..

by JsjzksnxksksksAN November 4, 2019

ass day

ass day ask any guy or girl for ass pics they have to send you 3 pics no less.

it's ass day today you have to send me ass pics

by idkaname28 August 29, 2021

Fuck me in the ass day

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6

Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

by gh0st_bxnny25 October 18, 2019

beat a bitch ass day

Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
APRIL 15!!

that bitch better wait till april 15 her ass is done, it’s beat a bitch ass day

by BEAT EM UPPP April 11, 2019

National kick ass day

The day you get to beat tf fuck out of someone

“Damn damazia beat tf out of those kids that were talking shit about him.that’s national kick ass day”

by That’s that dude April 12, 2019

national smack ass day

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

by Fluorescent_Dildo April 11, 2019