A group of individuals who become trained and educated to follow a strict code of ethics forming gang-like relationships manipulating the code, rendering it unidentifiable.
Whatcom County Sheriffs Deputies called to a home by tenants complaining of theft. The thief disputes the claims telling deputies he's lived there for 8 years & the property is his.
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
by Whatcom Citizen August 29, 2011
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by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017
Get the broke ass clown mug.Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.
Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?
Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.
Ben: That explains the ego.
What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".
Curtis: Word
Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.
Ben: That explains the ego.
What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".
Curtis: Word
by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015
Get the Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC mug.If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011
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Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!
Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?
Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!
Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?
Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
by Dok April 16, 2005
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one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003
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