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As Platonic As Possible: when you don't like someone but they like you, you have to keep it APAP
Chad: Omg Brodie, Janet likes you?
Brodie: Yeah, but imma keep it APAP.
APAP by audbuch June 4, 2015
A(as)P(pimp)A(as)P(possible)

Used to describe the way one presents ones self through style and charisma.
Mane, we've got to look APAP before we hit the club so we can get mad bids.
APAP by Mojoswag3 December 26, 2011
"You keepin' it real, apap?"
"Always"
Apap by Pelipeli May 28, 2018
A inbreed creature who has a fetish for bigheads & his laugh is high pitched that even the birds die. he loves cocaine and will kill anyone for a sniff.
"Apap shut up you annoying beast!"
Apap by Dylan Rush June 21, 2004

papa lapped a pap lopped 

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.

apapapapapa 

Commonly when used to define the father / fathers of inbred people. These men often have no sexual standards and will do just about anything for a shag, even if that means going for their sisters / cousins.

May also commonly be used in replace of haha when someone's fingers are too chode like to properly type on their keyboard. It is a sign that you, yourself are small and are not able to grow above 5ft 2".
(David) Hey Chris, did you know John's dad is married to his sister?

(Chris) apapapapapa you're joking, right?
(Chris) Oops, I meant hahahahaha!
(David) No, his dad is an apapapapapa.