Alvanist
Alvanist by Got emmm 69696969 September 23, 2019
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Alvinist
An Alvanist is a person who subscribes to the theory that Alvin the chipmunk is receiving the best head. Because the entire theory is based on the subjective observation that Alvin's female is the most attractive and skilled (at giving head), it is regarded by most chipmunkist intellectuals as shallow and uninformed. Many also associate alvinists as being normies, as their theory is the most common or widespread, and holds the general public bias.
Alvinist by tedlywinks September 19, 2019
Alvinist
The Alvinist group tends to be split up into two groups; The normies Alvinists and the intellectual Alvinists. Many Theodorians and Simonists believe that Alvinists are normies due to the common belief that their main argument is that Brittany is the most experienced out of the chipettes therefore give the best head. However, this is the argument of the normie Alvinists. The intellectual Alvinist's argument is that due to Alvin clearly being the most popular chipmunk, he obviously gets the most head and sexual intercourse. Due to this he has been desensitised and for him to making such an expression and to be clutching onto the couch for dear life it shows that this must be the best head he has ever received, which for a chipmunk with so much experience and desensitisation is very rare and clearly shows that he is in fact receiving the best head.
P1: He's an Alvinist, what a normie.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.
Alvinist
Typically used to describe a person who thinks that Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks is getting the best head, however, it may be used as a derogatory term meaning "fool", "idiot", or "dumbass".
Alvinist by Theodorian September 20, 2019
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