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Algebra 2 

The sequel nobody asked for but everyone got stuck with. If you thought just plain old algebra was hard, satan himself has set apart 45 minutes of his life to torture every high school child.
Thomas: Hey did you see the new horror movie Algebra 2 coming out? I heard it is supposed to be less scary than the original!
Connor: Alright man lets go watch it!
2 hours later...
Nobody walked out of the movie theater.
Algebra 2 by Stridor2K February 10, 2019

Algebra 2 

Student 1:Hey did you guys do your Algebra 2 homework

Student 2: Yeah it was brain rape
Algebra 2 by JigabooJoe November 18, 2020

Algebra 2 

" Man, algebra 2 is so hard "
" Naw it's easy go study for 1 picosecond "
" Man now I can solve (z)^pi = -1, algebra is so ez "
Algebra 2 by Czecho April 17, 2024

Algebra 2 

The most confusing subject that is so complex for absolutely no fucking reason .
Bob : hey Trevor wanna chill with me and the boy’s ?

Trevor : Nah man I’m stuck doing this delusional ass piece of shit math .

Bob : Let me think are you completing the Algebra 2 homework?
Trevor: Sadly .

Bob : yes I figured that , Maths ass .
Algebra 2 by anonymousProtagonist January 6, 2025

algebra 2/trig 

A class for the living who want to be dead. It is the spawn of Satan. From the day you walk in to the day you leave, you have no self-esteem. Think you have any idea what you do in math? Think you want to be a mathematician? You're wrong. The highest grade you will get will be less than or equal to 60. (Inequalities suck.)

By the time you get two questions into a test, you will stop thinking and choose the answer choice closest to the tear that falls off your cheek.
"Did you get to question 18 on the algebra 2/trig test?"

"Not before my eyes welled with tears."
algebra 2/trig by Elizabethhhh December 19, 2014

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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