The reason why the the pool is closed.
Habbo fag: Dude let me through!
anon: Pool's closed due to AIDS!
by Kaido January 9, 2008
What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
by Colin 100 December 1, 2012
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noun
a disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy.
Elizabeth "Toby" De Santiago The 3rd gives me hella AIDS fam.
by ShinobiMane March 24, 2017
A disease, not a mental health problem, OK people?
That man does not have AIDS?
by Golferbc September 24, 2019
AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome

-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.
Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"

Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."
by mariahneu April 20, 2009
AIDS is an EPIC gay disease contracted by homosexuals like Freddie Mercury
Medical Professional: Freddie Mercury unfortunately contracted the EPIC gay disease known as AIDS
by wet_cardboard69 October 29, 2019