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Attracting idiots disorder

Some one who only attracts idiots as friends and has no other friends that are half way intelligent. Sometimes this person is manipulated into staying with the idiots or the intelligent person is just trying to be nice or is desperate because they are so different then others and its hard to make friends because they can't relate they are so created.Usually when this person drops these idiots off as friends they get shit over.
Henry: Hey uncle! I went to the park for the fair today with Alexander and Cindy and a couple other guys. I kept asking why they were jumping off a tree leaning like the tower of pisa and they started laughing because they said there is no such thing like there is no such thing as Daniel Boone or Susan B. Anthony not being the statue of liberty.Then they kept going on about how awesome jumping off the tree was. They started running up the leaning part and when someone came over to sit down for lunch they screamed, "Dude what the hell are doing? Move what the hell! This for health and fitness. It is so awesome to jump off a tree and dance jigs, move!" acting like they were high. I finally told them to hit the road I'm not that desperate and they called me sick and fucked up because I have asthma and bi-polar disorder and I told them to go away because they are all about nonsense.They kept calling me an asswipe bitch and saying how awesome it was to dance in a jig and jump off a leaning tree and head butting a tree getting drunk and they are in 20 and in college I'm so desperate for friends I can't relate to anyone!Why aren't eccentric people with brains like me excepted? Plus this guy named Johnny keeps telling us different ways to masturbate.

Uncle Bob: What a bunch of losers you have A.I.D.
Henry: Aid? Aids? What? A.I.D.?
Uncle Bob: Attracting idiots disorder.
by browngirlsdonttakebs July 10, 2009
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AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.
Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
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Acquired Immune Deficincy Syndrome-A horrific disease that has killed so many innocence, although the Wesboro Baptist Church and other homophobes might not agree with this, not all HIV\AIDS victims are homosexuals (whoever believes that homosexuals are the only ones who get this for a reason like "God hates the gays" is an uneducated person with the Intelligence Quotient of around 5). AIDS is very common in the countries of Africa, and has also killed people such as Freddie Mercury. The disease is not given to someone like a simple cold, to obtain AIDS, you must either share someone's blood that carries AIDS,or have sexual intercourse with someone with AIDS. This is a popular mistake, for example, when Ryan White got AIDS and his school found out, he was immediately expelled.
Person no.1: Ewww!!!!! Ramón has AIDS!!!! I can't get close to that jesus-hating faggot!!!!

Me: Uhhh...Dude, just because he has AIDS doesn't mean you can catch it from just being around, this also doesn't mean he's gay, and there's nothing wrong with someone's sexual oreintation. You should know better than to someone like crap because of their indivisuality or health.
by DICE.,., November 29, 2008
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A point-based MMIRL game. Several players compete to get the most points by having unprotected sex and other stuff. The more points you have, the higher chance you have of winning various diseases.

Protected sex: 0 points
Unprotected sex with someone who's been tested: depends on the results of the test
Unprotected sex with someone you know: 2 point
Unprotected sex with a stranger: 5 points
Unprotected sex with strangers: 10 points
Multiply total score by 10x if you're gay
by Xtreme2252 September 15, 2009
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